THE BIGGEST OKIE BATSHIT CRAZY FLUB OF 2009

December 30, 2009 As the year ends,  Rep. Sally Kern’s much promoted Oklahoma Citizen’s Proclamation for Morality has only garnered 1353 signatures – several of which are like those to the right. Six months ago it claimed to speak for the majority of Oklahomans, but in reality the vast majority completely ignored it. The Proclamation was intended to gain so much support that it would be presented to President Obama and Congress. Now it’s been quietly swept under the carpet and written into the annals of Oklahoma state history as the lawmaker’s biggest misstep and one that has caused her fellow batshits to move her out of the public eye after several conservative business leaders around the state cringed at her latest national exposure and called for her removal. Kern’s huge failure and the public embarrassment it brought her has led to her being sent to the back of the batshit line where she’ll have to find a way to atone, while others have stepped in to take over after her collapse.